"You take the piss out of Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock. Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on to shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like--which will be every time that something comes on--I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls."
WALTER
I speak the truth; my words are straight and true.
The man of Orient birth is not the issue.
DONALD
The Orient, Sir Walter?
WALTER
I speak, old friend, of truths in desert land.
The hour is nigh to draw line in the sand.
THE KNAVE
Deserts? I had made it plain that he was Orient-man.
WALTER
Though words in haste be only human nature,
‘Orient-man’ is not preferr’d nomenclature.
